Heads, shoulders, knees, and tails. Knees and tails. Welcome folks, it's tickle your pickle time.

Here we go...heads - I blog about this weeks episode.....tails - I forgo the blog entirely and email Bentley directly on myspace. He must have an account, you're given one at the time of birth if you are an:

1) aspiring musician
2) Pedophile (we don't discriminate)
3) From Arkansas yet pretend you're from Compton
4) Porn Star
5) Desperately trying to get famous and facebook won't allow you to post the pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom....with your pants down....while pouting your lips trying to look sexy....yet coming across constipated.

umm, so ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I leave it up to you to decided which category he falls under. (psst, I say #6 all of the above?)

tbc....I'm still contemplating how we can get a man to dress up as Ashley and tickle his pickle.

Dear Mr. Mask, can we borrow your face for a minute? And yes, I really do mean a minute.

1 comment:

  1. What kind of evil is that Bentley!? Who wrecked his soul growing up? And who ruined Ashley's self esteem? Are you kidding me!?!? IT'S LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WRECK!!

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