dot dot goose...

This week's Bachelorette blog.

Here it is.

drumroll please.

Bentley is an ass.
Yes he is.
He is an Ass who likes Ashley's ass.
Problem being (pause to reflect. dot dot dot) he didn't want to take the rest of what's attached to that ass home to meet mamma.
Not even those supersize false eyelashes.

End blog.

Am I good with words, or am I good with words?